True confession: I don't like animals. Go ahead, write me out of your will. I just don't have an animal gene and it's simply unchangeable. Let me be clear, though. I do not hate animals. I'm never going to be cruel to animals. I'm just animal neutral.
The weird problem I'm having today is the list on my phone that I keeping going back to. It's titled, "Dog Names." For whose dog? I don't have a nameless dog in need of this list. I don't have a dog at all.
It seems I have an irresistible urge to name dogs in spite of my indifference to them as a species. This is an irony I will ponder for days. In the meantime, I added two clever names to the list today.
The weird problem I'm having today is the list on my phone that I keeping going back to. It's titled, "Dog Names." For whose dog? I don't have a nameless dog in need of this list. I don't have a dog at all.
It seems I have an irresistible urge to name dogs in spite of my indifference to them as a species. This is an irony I will ponder for days. In the meantime, I added two clever names to the list today.